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Title: Golf/Humor - Golf Jokes Collection of humorous stories about the game and its players.
The_Golfers_Clubhouse Includes trivia, jokes and quotes.

Golflins_Clan Golf humor, those magical, mystical, and invisible creatures who test the golfer's character, or just plain mess with their shots.

Handicapping_Tiger Tongue-in-cheek suggestions of ways to restore competitive balance to the PGA tour. Example: force him to play in the rain, with extra-long copper clubs.

Lucky_Pants_and_Other_Golf_Myths Cartoons and tee shirts by cartoonist illustrator Joe Kohl.

MyersWorld The Old Golfers humor and tips along with random thoughts.

MyersWorld_Home_of_the_Old_Golfer Golf humor, anecdotes, training tips, videos, quotes and related links.


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Golf Jokes

Page 2 | Page 3 | Page 4 | Page 5 | Page 6 | Page 7 | Page 8 | Page 9 |   A New Set Of Golf Clubs ''I just got a new set of golf clubs for my wife!'' ''Great trade!'' Golf On The Sly A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day, their passions overcame them and they took off for her house, where they made passionate love all afternoon. Exhausted from the wild , they fell asleep and awoke at around 8 p.m. As the man threw on his clothes, he told the woman to take his shoes outside and rub them through the grass and dirt. Mystified, she nonetheless complied and he slipped into his shoes and drove home. "Where have you been?" demanded his wife when he entered the house. "Darling," replied the man, "I can't lie to you. I've been having an affair with my secretary and we've been having all afternoon. I fell asleep and didn't wake up until eight o'clock." The wife glanced down at his shoes and said, "You lying bastard! You've been playing golf!" Golfer Goes to the Emergency Room A man staggers into an emergency room with two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally, the doctor asks him what happened. "Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife when she sliced her ball into a pasture of cows. We went to look for it and while I was rooting around I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end. I walked over and lifted up the tail and sure enough, there was my wife's golf ball... stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt. "That's when I made my mistake." "What did you do?" asks the doctor. "Well, I lifted the tail and yelled to my wife, Hey, this looks like yours!" One Man's Torture: A Golfing Tale One day a man and his wife went golfing, as they frequently did together. They arrived at the 12th hole where the husband promptly hit a tremendous slice that ended up behind an old barn. "I guess I'll just have to play it safe and chip it onto the fairway," said the man. "No wait," said his wife. "You can hit the ball through the barn." The man decided to give it a try. But he sliced the ball, which ricocheted off the barn and struck his wife in the head, killing her instantly. The man was distraught and wallowed in his misery for many weeks, depriving himself of golf the whole time. Eventually he relaized that he must face his demons and headed out to the very same golf course to play. Once again he found himself at the 12th hole and once again he hit a slice right behind the very same barn. As he was preparing to hit out safely to the fairway one of the other players in his foursome asked if he wanted to try and hit it through the barn. "Oh no," replied the man, horrified. "I tried that last time." "What happened?" "I shot an 8!" Other Cool Sites: MisterJoke Brozzles geovisit();setstats 1
 

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