| Golflins_Clan Golf humor, those magical, mystical, and invisible creatures who test the golfer's character, or just plain mess with their shots. |
| Handicapping_Tiger Tongue-in-cheek suggestions of ways to restore competitive balance to the PGA tour. Example: force him to play in the rain, with extra-long copper clubs. |
| Lucky_Pants_and_Other_Golf_Myths Cartoons and tee shirts by cartoonist illustrator Joe Kohl. |
| MyersWorld The Old Golfers humor and tips along with random thoughts. |
| MyersWorld_Home_of_the_Old_Golfer Golf humor, anecdotes, training tips, videos, quotes and related links. |
| Nick\'n_Liza A series of cartoons, prints, poems and customised "hole-in-one" gifts. |
| No_Damn_Three_Putts A golf blog with some balls. For the latest golf news and interesting stories. |
| Specks_Sports_Cartoons Cartoons for all ages featuring sports. Specks Golf Adventures cartoons book. Lots of cartoons and fun stuff. Free golf calendar for the month. |
| -Outs Comedy site for golfers who are not exactly Tigers. Caddyshack, Happy, Homer and others on their game, or lack there of. |
| Cleveland_Inner_City_Boxing_-_C_I_C_B Cleveland, Ohio based boxing club. Home of the Cleveland Warehouse Warriors. Provides boxing training to inner city youths. |
| Drakes_Downtown_Gym Dayton, Ohio based boxing gym. Offers boxing instruction for general fitness and competitive boxing. |
| Jerry_Page_Boxing_and_Fitness_Center Columbus, Ohio Boxing Gym. Boxing lessons taught by 1984 Olympic Gold Medalist Boxer, Jerry Page. |
| Steeltown_Boxing_Club Boxing club located in Ontario. Boxing training for beginning and veteran boxers |
| Supreme_Team_Boxing Professional style boxing training. With locations in New York City and Miami. |
| About_com_Women\'s_Golf Includes free lessons, course and tournament information, stories, photos, equipment, style tips, and related links. |
| All_About_Lady_Golf_Clubs Provides information, tips, checklists, reviews and explanations of frequently used club terms and resources. |
| Best_Bay_Area_Women\'s_Golf_Club Includes photo album, pro shop, rules page, online score posting facility and contact details.Located in San Francisco. |
| Brier_Creek_Ladies_Golf_Association Based in North Carolina. Includes leagues, schedules, rosters, awards and contact details. |
| Business_Ladies_Golf Provides information on courses in United Kingdom and overseas. Also includes rules, gossip and tips from a female point of view. |
| Chicago_Women\'s_District_Golf_Association Based in the USA. Offers the best interests of women's golf at its 75 member clubs. Serves clubs through team match play, tournament play and services to its members. |
| Craig_Butfoy_Surrey_Ladies_Golf_Tuition Offers ladies golf tuition in Surrey,England. Problems that plague lady golfers addressed. Beginners to advanced catered for. |
| English_Ladies_Golf_Association Offers details of championships, handicap events, order of merit table, junior section, links and contact details. |
| Evian_Ladies_European_Tour Official site includes news, schedules, leaderboard, scores, statistics, players, and travel information. |
| Florida_Women\'s_State_Golf_Association Organized to develop, promote, maintain and protect the game of golf among Florida's women amateur golfers. Includes membership and board information, news, events, tournaments, junior scholarships, a |
| Fore_Women_Golfers Provides exposition information, tournaments and travel sign up, course reviews, television listings, and news. |
| Foresight_Strategies Located in Montreal, Canada. Offers a league for women and combines networking with business seminars. Includes destinations, articles, course database, photos and calendar of events. |
| Futures_Golf_Tour Official site for the developmental tour of the LPGA. Includes players tournament coverage, news, press releases, schedules, player biographies, and statistics. |
| GolfOnline__Women\'s_Golf Lessons geared to women, tour coverage, equipment, profiles of women in golf and articles. |
| Hill_Barn_Ladies_Golf Located in Worthing, UK. Offers details of competitions, membership fees, match results and how to join. |
| Irish_Ladies\'_Golf_Union_(ILGU) Offers information regarding clubs, fixtures, players and all the latest golfing news as well as tips on how to improve. |
| Kings_Hill_Golf_Ladies_Section Located in West Malling, Kent, United Kingdom. Includes handicap information, match calendar, photographs and news. |
| Kirkwood_Golf_News Student golfers, East of Scotland Girls and Scottish Ladies, junior and veteran golf are included. |
| Ladies_Golf_Breaks Offers holidays and mini golf breaks for UK women golfers. Events include UK, Spain and Portugal locations. Includes contact information and information about current offerings. |
| Ladies_Golf_Journey Ezine includes a sampling of articles. |
| Ladies_Professional_Golf_Association_Tournament_Sponsors_Association_Home_Page Information about tickets, sponsorships and volunteer opportunities for the nearly 30 member tournaments. |
| Ladies\'_Golf_Union Representing ladies' amateur golf throughout Great Britain and Ireland since 1893. Includes photos, newsletter, events, results,entry forms and links. |
| Life_on_Tour A caddie's interpretation of life on the LPGA tour. Includes player and caddie nicknames, pictures, stories and insight. |
| Mercy_High_School_Girls_Golf Based in Middletown, Connecticut. Team photos, fixtures, results and contact details. |
| Michigan_Women\'s__Golf_Association Established to support and promote the development of the amateur women golfers by providing tournament play and clinics for players of all skill levels. Includes events, results, membership and event |
| MountainView_Women\'s_Nine-Hole_Golf_Association The "Niners" play 9 holes of golf at Mountainview Country Club (Saddlebrooke) every Tuesday. Highlights includes news and announcements, photo gallery, sign up form, and results. Part of the Arizona W |
Welcome
to the home of the "Be the Ball" Golfer
"There is a force in the universe that
makes things happen...and all you have to do is get in touch with it. Stop
thinking...let things happen...and Be the Ball."
Ty Webb (Chevy Chase),
Caddyshack
To the "Be the Ball" Golfer there
are certain truths:
Courses should be Par 72's.
You should ALWAYS be able to hit driver from the tee of
a Par 5.
Any green fee of $75 or more should include a bag
tag. $100 or more, it should be engraved with your name.
You will always hit someone else's driver better than
your own...until you buy it from him.
The 25 footers that you made in the store before you
bought that new putter are the last you will ever make.
Cart paths are tilted toward the nearest OB post.
The drink cart girl should always be cute.
Beer and Bloody Mary's make for a better golf swing but
increase 3-Jacks.
Caddyshack is the all-time best golf movie and Ty Webb
and Carl Spackler are Great American Heroes.
The Downhill Speed Limiter on Golf Carts was designed
by someone's wife.
Guys who can only hit their drivers 200 yards
suck...even if they beat you (anyone over 60 is exempt).
Substitute "Guys who play with Top Flights or
Pinnacles" to the above rule and it is still true.
If one of the guys in your foursome cancels, you will
always be paired with a single who talks, non-stop, for the entire round.
When the above happens, your round will take a minimum
of six hours.
The newer the golf ball, the greater its desire to
escape. You must beat the little thing into submission. Anyone who
doubts this should check the pocket of his bag for the three year old,
yellowish, egg shaped thing with multiple cart path scars.
Vegas golf is way too expensive but we'll continue to
play there anyway.
Courses should reduce their rates every time they
require "Cart Paths Only" or punch their greens.
Trips to Pebble Beach, St. Andrews, or any other course
that has ever hosted a major are perfectly acceptable destinations for a
wedding anniversary.
All questions and comments may be
e-mailed to
admin@betheball.com
Note: We've received several inquiries asking to
sell this domain name. It is not for sale.
